Tie Dyes, Tie Dye Instructions, Pizza, and other Hippie Stuff

Feed the Hippie's Dream

Welcome to my website…and remember to feed the hippies.

I have this vision of creating the Bear Mountain Artist Collective & Stoner Retreat on a mountain side in Vermont this Universe was so gracious in loaning me. A retreat from modern stress for kindred spirits, peace activists, freaks and other creative humans needing a break. Be a patron and become part of the collective's vision and get premium tie dye instructions, all your tie dyes for $20 when you see me selling them ($40 retail value), enter monthly tie dye giveaways and other cool stuff...

Galen's Dyes

Making tie dyes and selling them on the streets of Washington D.C. and Grateful Dead parking lots since before it was called Shakedown Street.

Buy A Custom Toaster

Any face on toast or your bread back.

Send me a picture of any face and I will make a toaster that will toast that face on every slice. A perfect gift for the Kids, Doting Moms, Handsome Dads, Silly Friends, Retiring Bosses, White Elephant Parties, Any Wedding Party, those Narcissists We All Know, and Anyone Else with Everything.

Make Your Toaster Now

Learn Tie Dying

Want a great side hussle? Maybe just hang out with a hippie and learn a new skill? I can teach you how I make cool tie dyes quick and easy in person for just $420.

Three days camp workshops at a mountain paradise in Vermont.